About Me

Hi! My name is Kamonra, I’m 26, and this is basically just a personal website full of recipes, personal opinions, and the occasional educational piece on religion or whatnot. If you want to get ahold of me (which I can’t figure out why on earth you would), I’ve got a twitter @Kamonra, a Pinterest, a tumblr, my e-mail is Kamonra@Kamonra.com, and I hang out on irc.buddy.im. If you can’t get ahold of me via any of these, well then you’re probably out of luck.

It also should be said that a lot of people out there like to think they know me. But they don’t. In fact a lot of you don’t know me at all. But that’s okay, because I’m going to give you a nice little cheat sheet for the next time you try to SE me.

-I like purple. It’s my favorite color.

-I like taking pictures of food, but not with instagram. Fuck instagram.

-I like things neat and tidy, but I am the worst organizer in the world. I get started on a project, and get sidetracked by all the nifty things I find along the way. Seriously.

-I dress like a fashion retard. I’m okay with that. I wear what I want, when I want, regardless of whether it is trendy or logical because fuck logic I like rainbows.

-Bananas are awesome. They are the most nutritionally sound food ever, and you can make good-for-you ice cream with them.

-I am totally super-uber-mega-hardcore addicted to energy drinks. Caffeine keeps me alive and insane.

-I love makeup, but I hate wearing it. Well, I hate how it smudges during the day, and reapplying, and having to always make sure it’s flawless lest I look like a three year old dressed me that day.

-I love Disney movies, especially Pocahontas, but only the classics. A lot of the sequels really sucked and after The Lion King 2 (which was actually pretty good), it’s like the writers just went ‘fuck it, we’re not trying any more’

-I like George Watsky’s slam poetry. Haven’t heard of him? Go look it up.

-I like Eitan Kadosh’s slam poetry. Haven’t heard of him? Most people haven’t. Whatever.

-The movie V For Vendetta makes me cry. Don’t like it? Go fuck yourself.

-I like Tinashé, particularly the song Zambezi. It made me cry first time I heard it.

-I paint, I draw, I cook, I knit, I crochet, I sew, I clean, I can dig a latrine, I can start a fire with a soda can and a chocolate bar, and I can fix shit.

-I like reupholstering furniture.

-I get hardcore nostalgia from 90’s pop music.

-I’m usually as far away from a girly girl as it gets, but I like pink.

-Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. I’minspace.

-I like to color. Coloring books are the shit, and I will sit down and color all the pretty pictures with crayon like a 5 year old forever.

-I used to be a pretty big gamer, but I stopped giving a fuck about a year ago. I still enjoy anything Bethesda, but I just don’t play anymore. Meh.

-My mother didn’t teach me to cook, thank gods. I learned via other family members, and I can cook pretty well.

-I give no fucks about being called fat. Being this size just means I have enough muscle to pick you up and put you in a trash can head first

-I’m an ordained minister, and I’m willing to perform handfastings for a very nominal fee. E-mail me for questions.

-I’m also a practicing witch who will take on jobs for a nominal fee. Once again, e-mail me for questions.

Now I’m bored. So there’s some stuff.