Dear irritating black guy,
No, we don’t have cappuccino. We have coffee. Plain old black coffee (now avaliable in DECAF!). No, we don’t have fancy-ass flavored creamers. NO WE DON’T HAVE CAPPUCCINO. STOP ASKING. SEE THOSE POTS!? THE BLACK AND THE ORANGE ONES?! THAT’S WHAT WE HAVE. We’re a place famous for giving you a plate of food for $3. We’re not gonna have a cappuccino machine. Or flavored creamer. We have enough trouble getting our boss to order REGULAR creamer. Please stop asking.
Thanks so much.