Bitching Waitress Rant: Please. For the love of god. LISTEN.


When I ask you what you want to drink, please, please PLEASE don’t say “menu”. I get you want a menu. But really I think you should have something to drink first, if you’re so dehydrated you can’t listen to and answer a simple question.

Wait .5 seconds for your menu, so I can make sure you don’t pass out from stupid.

 

Kthx!